The Cellar

Gianmarco Soresi

Fri, Nov 29, 2019
Sat, Nov 30, 2019
The Cellar

Gianmarco Soresi


Gianmarco Soresi is a comic, actor, and waiter. He tells people he’s a DC-native despite growing up in Maryland and can’t wait to see his old middle school teachers at the show. He recently headlined Carolines on Broadway for their Breakout Artist Comedy Series, Stand Up NY for their Headliner Series, and was featured on George Takei Presents. As an actor, he’s played opposite Tracy Morgan in TBS’ The Last O.G., CBS’ Blue Bloods, ABC’s Deception, A&E’s Unforgettable, Comedy Central, TruTV, and more. Just back from his Off-Broadway Play “Less Than 50%”, his high energy and lanky body answer the question “What would happen if the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz did stand-up comedy?” This is his second time headlining Bier Baron and he promises to make you forget any of that Thanksgiving-family-drama with jokes about his own Thanksgiving-family-drama. You can follow him online @gianmarcosoresi or visit


Gabe Pacheco, originally from Washington, DC, is an actor, comedian, host, friend, and roving academic. He’s an entertainer who inspires you to think, moments after you’ve already laughed. A bilingual performer with progressive leanings, watching 10 minutes of Gabe on stage can feel like you’ve smoked a joint of Ghost Train Haze sativa and mockingly laughed at headlines from the Sunday Times.

Animated, literate, and with a touch of sly post-Millennium wit, Gabe shimmies and flickers his way through a set. No one gyrates their hips better to the notion of the world crumbling around us, and no one better evokes the spirit of norteño music with the message of early-80’s DC hardcore. It’s comedy that is steeped in the present, while hoping for a less ridiculous future.

With a decade of experience on the NYC scene under his belt, Gabe has appeared on stages as big as Caroline’s, as experimental as The Creek & The Cave, and as buzzed about as the Knitting Factory. He’s been accepted into the Asheville Comedy Festival and the Accidental Comedy Festival. He’s shared insights on Sirius XM’s “Tell Me Everything with John Fugelsang” and “Affirmative Reaction with Xorje Olivares”, while also sitting in as the permanent guest host of the widely popular, left-wing humor and journalism podcast, “The Katie Halper Show”.

Gabe has trained at the UCB Theater in NYC and is a veteran in the Story Pirates Acting Company, preparing him for his starring role in the short film “Leaves in Autumn”, which was screened at the Anthology Film Archives (NYC) as part of the New Filmmakers Festival in 2018.

Gabe Pacheco is a performer. And a storyteller. And an informed bystander of the seemingly never-ending spectacle of current world affairs and humanity that demand our attention...moments after we’ve already laughed.Gabe Pacheco is a Latinx performer based in New York City. He was featured in the Accidental Comedy Festival, the Asheville Comedy Fest, the Laughing Devil Comedy Fest. Gabe has contributed to Flama and the Nation and regularly provides commentary on Insights on Sirius XM with John Fugelsang and appeared on Current TV. He performs sketch comedy based on the work of school children with the Story Pirates and is a permanent guest host on WBAI’s “the Katie Halper Show” and hosts his own movie review podcast Eat, Pray, Judge.